Farnborough Gate Retail Park - Farnborough

Kevin K.

Make sure you secure your car. If not you may lose something. I didn’t and I did! Standard Clone shopping with a good ambience. Costa’s is run down but the produce and coffee is up to standard.

Lily A.

Nice retail park, has aldi for shopping and macdonald and costa and Greg's for eating out

John T.

Quite busy bit a good Salfords here. Also tk max and aldi. Macdonalds and costa. Not many bargains but enjoyed looking around

Sara P.

Absolute mayhem. There were queues onto the main road to get into the car park. The car park itself is narrow & has too few spaces. We visited because we wanted to use Halford's Purchase & Fit service, but they only had 2 assigned bays, tucked into the corner of the car park. 1 of the bays was nearly impossible to use - you had to drive nose in first, but we witnessed another car having a great deal of difficulty reversing out. We decided not to bother; we circled the carpark, drove straight out & went elsewhere.

Elizabeth E.

Selection of good brands such as tkmaxx, boots etc
Coffee shops and lunch available. Unfortunately, there are no toilets.

Hattie B.

Terrible. Spaces are tiny. Nightmare if you have small kids. Shop probs are OK, but massively put off by the struggle of parking!

Paul C.

Lots of typical retailers

Shops are big

Lots of parking

A very busy shopping retail park on a very busy major junction

Stan B.

I don't think we're allowed to appreciate 'out of town' shopping places, so I hate it but I totally love it and I don't hate it at all. I feel like I want to break into song, so if you wouldn't mind putting the following to the tune of 'The Skeleton Dance' (I'll start you off, ready?)
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dancing bones
The foot bone's connected to the leg bone
The leg bone's connected to the knee bone - NOW!
The McDonalds drive through's connected to the coronary care unit (allegedly)
The Halfords is connected to climate change via its willful promotion of motoring when we should all walk on our hands and knees, crab style. Just like I did on my annual pilgrimage around the Highlands of Scotland (take a jumper, it only gets above freezing on the 14th of June between 3pm and 3.03pm)
The Curry's connected to the toilet seat (Vindapoo style)
The Home Sense is connected to TKMaxx (they're the same when you're buying but they never heard of each other if you're returning the floral ironing board cover)
The Boots is connected to products that are half the price anywhere else (allegedly)
The Aldi is connected to Lidl but they fell out years ago and today are mega rivals, though I do prefer Lidl for there array of tartan dog travel blankets (my pooch will only wear tarten when he's travelling)
JDSport Gym is connected to my insecurity (why did I get old and flabby?...Because you're lazy and you eat too much - Thanks Mum)
The TkMaxx is connected to Home Sense but they don't talk anymore, seemingly HS is run by Nigel Farage when he's not screwing up Britain, and TKMaxx is run by Dickie Tice when he's not being a pathological liar with a passion for desroying Britain, but only when you return something
And the Starbucks is connected to corporate tax evasion (allegedly) by basing it's HQ in Dublin so it only ever owes between £2.40 and a kick in the teeth to the British Tax man or woman. Well, it's that or pay Britain plc the 390 million they owe us anally, I meant annually. Image how many people the NHS could rebuild for 390 million every year, that's 6 million divided by 390 million, that's how many.
So, shake your hands to the left
Shake your hands to the right
Put your hands on the air
Put your hands out of sight
That's how they became the Farnborough Gate bunch.

PS. You sound great, just like Whitney Houston, very talented. I will always love you. X